Author: C.M. McCoy
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Publisher: Omnific Publishing
Publication Date: December 19th, 2015
Paperback: 434 Pages
Hailey Hartley has just enrolled in the world’s premier supernatural university. It’s a school she’s never heard of, located in a town called The Middle of Nowhere, and run by a creature that’s not supposed to exist. But at least she got a scholarship…
Hailey’s dreams have always been, well…vivid. As in monsters from her nightmares follow her into her waking life vivid. When her big sister goes missing, eighteen-year-old Hailey finds only one place offers her answers–a paranormal university in Alaska. There, she studies the science of the supernatural and must learn to live with a roommate from Hell, survive her otherworldly classes, and hope the only creature who can save her from the evil immortal who took her sister doesn’t decide to kill her himself.
“Those who look for a reason to fear will find one, and those without reason will follow.”
I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.
Eerie’s premise promises a paranormal thriller-cum-romance, complete with a murdered sibling, a cursed heroine, and an enigmatic love interest. Recent high school graduate Hailey Hartley finds herself contending with the murder of her sister Holly, the knowledge that one of her best friends is practically immortal, and that the literal man of her dreams is all too real, all while attending a university in Alaska that focus on ParaScience. While doing so, she discovers that she has an affinity for ghosts, and befriends a banshee from Hell- who happens to be her roommate
Eerie could be perhaps said to deliver on its promises, if one were a thirteen-fifteen year old girl intent on devouring every Twilight-esque paranormal clone on the shelves. Unfortunately, I found it to fall more than a little short on several counts. While not a thirteen-fifteen year old, I do have a certain fondness for paranormal romance fluff. I didn’t have particularly high hopes for Eerie to be a paragon of the genre; however, I expected, after seeing the reviews and press, to at least find it a decent bit of brain candy. Instead, I found myself so angry at the travesty that unfolds within its pages, that I couldn’t even call it a mindless read.
The book starts off on poor footing. Hailey, and her plot device sister Holly, have the exact same voice. During the few pages in which we see them interacting, I had to keep stopping to remind myself of which sister was which. While I understand that Holly existed only as a plot device, when she dies (quite horribly, I must add), we have no reason to be invested in her death. Hailey is, certainly distraught… except, she isn’t. Instead she has the inner strength and fortitude to soldier through and personally try to poke about Holly’s murder. The author gives us no reason to care about Holly’s death other than Hailey’s pain, and that pain is neither believable, nor compelling.
Also not believable is how nonchalantly Hailey takes the continual reveals of the supernatural within her life. The general world of Eerie does not seem to be one where monsters, ghosts, and magics are commonplace- yet Hailey never bats an eye at an offer of a scholarship to a “ParaScience” university in Alaska. Or that her “uncles” from Ireland made it across the ocean in less than a night. Or that Fin, who worked at her family’s bar, was actually an immortal in service to an Envoy. I could go on, but there are so many of these incongruities that I could fill up a book with them. Oh wait….
Bear Town University, where Hailey goes off to college, attempts to be the Hogwarts of the paranormal. It would more aptly be named the University of Ghostbuster Tropes. The only positive to getting to the university is that here, we meet the one character I found at all interesting. Unfortunately, what could have been a rather different and engaging concept, becomes yet another wooden prop for the main character. Giselle, Hailey’s roommate, is a banshee- from Hell. She cries cobwebs, is rude and hates everyone, and is slowly being redeemed by the Magic of Hailey’s Friendship.
At Bear Town, we also properly meet Asher, the Envoy of Hailey’s dreams- who, by the way, exemplifies every warning sign of an abuser. Asher takes a very possessive and demeaning approach to Hailey; if she does not do what he wants, he hurts her. He manipulates Fin into hurting her, so that she will stop caring about Fin. He threatens to kill people who so much as speak to her crossly. But of course, Asher only does all of this because the Envoys don’t understand emotions. In fact, emotions are anathema to their kind; any Envoy caught displaying them is to be put to death. But he loves her so much, Asher will risk death for her, of course.
Eerie presents us trope within trope within trope, none of it in any sort of compelling manner. The main character is unsympathetic and wooden. The love interests represent the extreme examples of the worse sorts of partners. The setting and side characters are nothing but props for Hailey to bounce off. The villain of the story- because yes, we do have a villain- is so absolutely forgettable flat that I don’t even remember his name. It was, from start to finish, a disappointment of epic proportions. Do yourself a favor and skip this one.